I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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