It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Randomize
