..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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