At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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