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he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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