what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its not stalking. its research.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
No subtext here. People are naked.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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