Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
