and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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