i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
