umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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