If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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