I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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