how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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