They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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