Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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