There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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