No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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