The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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