Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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