Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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