What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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