if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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