Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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