I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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