He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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