Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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