she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
