I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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