Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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