Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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