I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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