I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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