I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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