Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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