Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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