we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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