Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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