so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
