i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
