also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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