I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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