You surviving the open bar?
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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Randomize
