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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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