Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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