Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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