just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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