Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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