My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
