i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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