Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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