school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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