my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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