so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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