Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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