Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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