I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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